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Kate Bishop I am sorely disappointed at your unconventional means of punishment. I wanted to tell you- once again- that the dirty, terrible, smutty, yet entirely IC work of fiction was exactly that.

[ when there's no reply for a moment, he types furiously with his thumb. ]

I don't know what to do with him! >:(

KATE BISHOP

O very generous and beautiful leader, I bid you call off your minions.

[ WHY ]

I yield! I YEILD!!!!!! I'm outmatched. Dreadfully outmatched.

White flag has been waved in the general vicinity of Kate Bishop, great and beautiful leader.

UGH, KATE BISHOP, VERY LARGE AND DISCONTENT U G H

I want you to know that if I don't live through this night that it was Kate Bishop's unfortunate punishment brought upon me.

Pick him up, please!!!

[ a few moments pass, and he uploads an Instagram photo (that he spent a long, hard time deciding on a filter for) of Billy rolled up in his loft-type bed. right in the center, there is definitely no hope for Loki.

it's accompanied by a caption: ]

Billy Kaplan Blanket Burrito

Edited 2014-09-16 20:51 (UTC)

[ a little bit more time passes. ]

SIGH the Porter has taken you, hasn't she.

[ not really a question, tho. ]

I'm stuck with him.

I am not hugging him. I'm unhuggable.

I would have appreciated if you had left some manner of instruction for such an occasion. I'm not entirely sure how to care for him.

1. What do I feed him?
2. All I have is frozen cream.
3. Can I feed him frozen cream after midnite?

If there's an unfortunate event where Wiccan cocoons himself and becomes a reptilian monster I am not unaware of the irony.

I saw those movies!

Ah- he stirs.

IT IS A FEROCIOUS REPTILIAN BEAST COVERED IN APPROPRIATE YET GROSS SLIME!!!!!!

Edited (made it better) 2014-09-16 21:33 (UTC)

jk.

Wait-

No, no. Nothing interesting here. Still BILLY.

I fed him anyway.

PS I stole all your Instagram images and reposted them.

Edited 2014-09-16 21:19 (UTC)

And what's new about that, exactly?

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