MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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But it COULD happen.

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I was bored, I was stupid, it doesn't matter. I'm going to bring that up with him anyway.

What I really called to ask you about was this: the government wants me to get character witnesses to prove that I'm not a murderous psychopath. I know that you and Big Brother don't get along, but at least consider this? For me?

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You should really stop doing stuff because you're bored, Dorian. Your decisions become 200% stupider.

And I can do it. But you'll want to find someone who's registered, since they might weigh the fact that I'm TECHNICALLY a criminal against me. And thus you.

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But it won't. Which is what matters.

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All in a matter of a conversation of getting into my good graces.

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I've already found two registered people, and I'm working on a third.

And wow. Kate Bishop, technically a criminal. How that must annoy you.

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We ended up on guinea pigs. Needless to say, this conversation veered off from where it started fairly fast.

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I haven't registered, I don't really stop my occasional breaking and entering antics when I need to find the truth, and I haven't stopped being a superhero ...

How much do you THINK it bothers me?

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Well, we couldn't talk about my boss' butt forever.

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More than you'd want to admit.

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The vigilante stuff bothers me because I'm not this guy called the Punisher. I don't "punish" people by killing them. It's stupid.

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[brushoff]

Thank heavens for that.

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Pretty sure you're the only attracted-to-men individual in the world who dislikes Matthew Murdock's butt.

[brushoff]

Is that seriously a thing where you're from? Someone called the Punisher.

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In that case, I will wear my uniqueness with pride.

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He was actually here for a while, but I'd be surprised if he ever went on the network at any point.

But yeah, his name is Frank Castle.

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Oh, yes. "Uniqueness" as in "a totally unique and amazing way to be petty." Got it.

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Where I'm from, we'd call someone like that a madman.

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Yeah, we actually use that a lot, too.

[brushoff]

One man's madman is another man's vigilante?

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In this case, he's really one of a kind.

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Don't take this the wrong way, but I hope he never shows up here. Even someone so obvious and not subtle like this Punisher person can put together the pieces of my checkered past.

[ aka the Punisher punishes criminals, it's common knowledge that Dorian's a criminal, somebody doesn't want to die (again) ]

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Well, show back up. I don't know if your tenures overlapped for very long, and he usually has his own agenda from what I've seen. You'd be all right unless you got into ... actually, you'd be screwed.

[brushoff]

I'd be super screwed.

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If he showed up, WOULD you finally turn over a new leaf?