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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

So curb it. Trust me on that.

This is me sighing in an overdramatic manner.
(Pretend that it's not over text)

There will be other pretty lawyers.

Some of them might even be gay!

I'd even take pretty lawyers who are questioning at this point.

If you're that hard up, maybe you shouldn't rob banks.

It kind of takes you out of the running.

You have such little faith in me. I'm not 'hard up' when it comes to the romance department, I'm just continually trying new things.

Do you really want your "new things" to be lawyers?

Depends on the lawyer.

I don't know. You might get a lawyer who's fun, but who knows what's coming out of that arrangement.

Aside from a good time, that is?

Well, there are a million cliches about lawyers and none of them are good.

You do realize who you're talking to, right?

My buddy who just robbed a bank and doesn't need more trouble.

Well when you put it that way, I sound reckless.

Reckless?

Just a little bit, though.

Reckless wasn't really the word I was looking for.

I have a feeling I won't like the word you were looking for

You're learning fast.

I always was a star pupil.

Never took logic classes, huh?

I don't know about how they were in America, but we never had those as part of our curriculum in the UK.

Yeah, admittedly, common sense is more of a parental lesson.

Oh we'll be here all day if the topic swaps to parental failings.

Yeah, good point. Let's not.

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