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[inmyothertights]

Well, at least I'm pretty sure I won't blow up the apartment.

[selfequipped]

Our frozen entrees have more of a chance of blowing up the apartment.

Speaking of, should we learn how to cook?

[It might save them money ...]

[inmyothertights]

Lessons?

[selfequipped]

Making regularly scheduled lessons.

What if we just use youtube?

[inmyothertights]

I think we might be able to manage something at that level of cooking.

[selfequipped]

And we can teach ourselves how to make a turkey, to prevent the return of the turduckening.

[inmyothertights]

We have almost a full year to work it out, too.

[selfequipped]

By next Christmas, we'll be experts on the matter.

[inmyothertights]

And we can avoid mashed potatoes loaded with mayonnaise.

[selfequipped]

I really don't know why we didn't cater.

[inmyothertights]

Faith and hope?

[selfequipped]

No, see, I said we'd cater.

And then he showed up with food to cook.

[inmyothertights]

And mayonnaise.

Man.

Well.

It was a nice gesture?

[selfequipped]

How much of it do you think was Loki seeing how many times I'd walk in to the kitchen to yell at him only to know that it's inappropriate in front of guests?

[inmyothertights]

Your "I want to yell but can't" face is pretty good.

[selfequipped]

He was immune to it that day.

[inmyothertights]

And probably most days.

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It works on some days.