MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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kaaaaaaate i missed ur beautiful face and the way u kick bad guys in the head

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i went home!!!

for MONTHS!!!!

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Please tell me that's a good thing.

It SOUNDS like a good thing!

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I GOT A GIRLFRIEND

AND WE HELPED SAVE THE WORLD

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WE MADE OUT IN A CLOSET ON NEW YEARS!!!!!!

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Was the closet out of necessity? Please tell me it was out of necessity.

Closets are surprisingly uncomfortable. For such things.

[Like sex. She's mostly thinking of sex.]

Is she here? The girlfriend. It's going to suck if she isn't. I mean, in a while, though maybe it won't? I'm really happy for you either way!

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oh my god kate like i cared how comfortable i was when her tongue was in my mouth

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nah shes not here

i mean she was before but shes not here now but i mean
ok i dont really know how i feel about her being here like i wanna see her again and definitely make out some more but like being here just complicates relationships like HECK

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Being here does complicate things.

Do you want to know what complicates things more?

Not considering a girl's comfort when you're making out with her.

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hahaha ohhhh katie kate kate

any other girl and id agree with you but this is artemis

trust me if she did not wanna be in there shed have kicked the door down and thrown me out HERSELF

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[Oh, she can buy that, because it takes a certain type to be able to handle Wally. That kind of someone would be someone with a firm hand.

So, she believes it.

But this is a teaching moment.]

That's true, but next time: ask. Check. Be a good boyfriend. And try not to sound like it's putting you out.

It'll go a long way!

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are you relationship mentoring me rn

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Actually, I'm looking out for every person you may date in the future.

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wow how selfless

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Unlike you, yes.

[Well.]

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wow ok going for blood i see bishop

did i hit your cat or something

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If you hit my cat, I'd buy you dinner.

[Evil beasts.]

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ah good if you liked cats then wed have a SERIOUS problem

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Don't worry, I am most definitely NOT a cat person.

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cool

ANYWAY you totally derailed me with ur lecturing but i was gonna offer we go do something fun thats not tackling purse snatchers for once

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While it's fun to tackle purse snatchers, what do you have in mind?

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youre a workaholic

arcade
all day arcade you pay a door fee and play whatever you want

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I do have an actual non-tackling job! (Sometimes it involves tackling. Admittedly.)

I don't really DO video games, though.

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WE GONNA DO EM THIS TIME

seriously its arcade games everybody sucks at them

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And I'm going to extra suck at them, but I guess I should give it a go.

If I'm not having fun, though, that's on you.