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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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Yes.

Just don't ever call me mom again.

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You'll look for the guinea pig 'as long as I promise to take care of it.' You walked right into it, with that statement.

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Look at who I'm talking to!

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I'm not a spoiled child, Kate.

[ except no, he really is. ]

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The guinea pig talk evolved from "don't do stupid criminal things because you think that's your calling in life."

Now, tell me what you aren't again?

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You're just begging to be called Mom again.

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No, I'm not!

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Except you totally are!

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Maybe you shouldn't keep doing things that make me chastise you!

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Yeah we both know that won't happen

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But it COULD happen.

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But it won't. Which is what matters.

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All in a matter of a conversation of getting into my good graces.

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We ended up on guinea pigs. Needless to say, this conversation veered off from where it started fairly fast.

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Well, we couldn't talk about my boss' butt forever.

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Thank heavens for that.

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Pretty sure you're the only attracted-to-men individual in the world who dislikes Matthew Murdock's butt.

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In that case, I will wear my uniqueness with pride.

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Oh, yes. "Uniqueness" as in "a totally unique and amazing way to be petty." Got it.