Everyone seems to think he's some kind of angel That guy is a smart ass, but no one ever sees this!! Sometimes he needs a good smack like everyone else
I'm glad to hear it You've no idea how crazy it makes me! He stands there and says things with that blank face of his and no one can tell he's being a straight up ass! I wish I had his technique
[There is nothing that Kate can come up with that is better than Bucky's insulting-himself comeback. Good job, Bucky.]
I can tell. I've yelled at him a number of times. It's kind of a thing I do. My partner Clint has done it, too. We're known for it. It's a Hawkeye thing, actually.
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[ DUH ]
Everyone seems to think he's some kind of angel
That guy is a smart ass, but no one ever sees this!!
Sometimes he needs a good smack like everyone else
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(For what it's worth, I don't think any version of Steve Rogers is an angel.)
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You've no idea how crazy it makes me!
He stands there and says things with that blank face of his and no one can tell he's being a straight up ass!
I wish I had his technique
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I can tell. I've yelled at him a number of times. It's kind of a thing I do. My partner Clint has done it, too. We're known for it. It's a Hawkeye thing, actually.
So, what did he say?
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A lot of things
We're pretty damn different
But my future looks to be about the same
[ WHICH SUCKS CREY KATE HIS LIFE IS FULL OF SUCK ]
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Or
Actually, let's drink! We like drinks.
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[ Which was hella stupid looking back now. He regrets asking, but it's too late really. ]
OK
[ Just take him away Kate. Liquor heals all wounds! ]
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I'm very persuasive
There's a bar that does all kinds of special beers on tap. I like that one
Do you like beer?
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Throw me the address. I'm buying.
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It's in Heropa [ AND BOOP BOOP HERE IS AN ADDRESS ] It'll take me a bit to get down there
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