MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

[selfequipped]

"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Meeting us on the street the only thing people are gonna say is why are they color coded

[resoul]

let's settle this with statistics then! how many of the YA have you kissed?

[selfequipped]

Technically, this would make me the winner of this argument.

[inmyothertights]

It's a dumb question, anyway. Of course I've only kissed Teddy. We've been dating since before we were the young avengers

[resoul]

so I win by 100%!

[inmyothertights]

Who else have you kissed?

Don't tell me it was Eli.

[resoul]

dude gross.

[selfequipped]

The other one barely counts.

[inmyothertights]

well it wasn't-

who DID you kiss?

[Because he's not going to talk about Cassie, he's not]

[resoul]

don't listen to Kate, it TOTALLY counts because it helps me win

a gentleman doesn't tell!

[selfequipped]

I'd like to point out that in terms of quantity (and likely quality, this is Teddy after all) of kissing opportunities, Billy wins.

So he wins the smoooooch award of the evening.

[inmyothertights]

allow me to assure everyone

A+ kissing

110% excellent kissing

[selfequipped]

Not that I'm discounting the quality of what I provide, but there's still a disparity.

[resoul]

quantity doesn't count, you're dating! god do I have to make out with every young avenger to make my point, do you think I'm that petty

[inmyothertights]

Once I almost made out with Nate

if "making out" is about the same as "giving him CPR because I accidentally electrocuted him"

[selfequipped]

I am actually curious about what kind of kisser Loki is.

But if you do it, make sure to say "smooooooch" at the same time. It's a turn on for him.

[resoul]

where can I find Loki

[selfequipped]

It depends on his whimsy.

[inmyothertights]

don't kiss Loki!!!!

[resoul]

does this mean you surrender

[inmyothertights]

no! It meant exercise some self-restraint, good god

[resoul]

you're not giving me many options here Billy

either I a) make out with Kate every day for several years to beat you at quantity (and I would, but it'd limit Kate's dating opportunities and she's a busy lady)

or b) kiss someone on the team and it's not my fault it's a sausage fest around here, I'm just saying

[resoul]

you are the hottest of us all Kate, this was never in question

[inmyothertights]

...no argument on that point

[selfequipped]

I'll make sure to design my own reward.