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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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[brushoff]

They're transferring me over tomorrow.

And GREAT. I'll try not to fall asleep.

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Good to know.

Depending, you might not want to fall asleep. He looks very good while he does it.

[brushoff]

One question though: how old is he?

1/3

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Thirties.

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For the record that is an aesthetic appreciation and nothing more!

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Unless that was a question for your eyes.

He's not too old that you'd feel weird for looking. Comfortably outside of "could be my dad without forgetting to use the condom at sixteen" range.

[brushoff]

Of course it was a question for my eyes. It's all the better if my lawyer's attractive.

But thirties? I can work with thirties.

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He's very heterosexual, so just looking. I don't know how well he'll respond to flirting, and I'd advise against it right now, anyway.

[brushoff]

Really? Damn. There goes one of my strategies

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You shouldn't flirt with your lawyer, anyway.

[brushoff]

I flirt with a lot of people that you shouldn't flirt with. That's called living dangerously.

Or, alternatively, not having to pay for your drink.

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I don't think you're going to be having a lot of drinks with Matt.

[brushoff]

Yeeeeah you're probably right

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So curb it. Trust me on that.

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This is me sighing in an overdramatic manner.
(Pretend that it's not over text)

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There will be other pretty lawyers.

Some of them might even be gay!

[brushoff]

I'd even take pretty lawyers who are questioning at this point.

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If you're that hard up, maybe you shouldn't rob banks.

It kind of takes you out of the running.

[brushoff]

You have such little faith in me. I'm not 'hard up' when it comes to the romance department, I'm just continually trying new things.

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Do you really want your "new things" to be lawyers?

[brushoff]

Depends on the lawyer.

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I don't know. You might get a lawyer who's fun, but who knows what's coming out of that arrangement.

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Aside from a good time, that is?

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Well, there are a million cliches about lawyers and none of them are good.

[brushoff]

You do realize who you're talking to, right?