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MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

Then we'll go back to graceful! Like swans.

[ Dorian...has obviously never heard the noise a swan makes. ]

How about one of those very pretty guinea pigs with the curly hair?

There are pretty guinea pigs?

Oh my God.
I want one.

There are two options as as reply here, so I'm going to put them both:

1. Look at the top of your head! (Ha ha, I'm very clever.)

2. I'll look for a gorgeous guinea pig for you. As long as you promise to take care of it.

It may shock you, but I'm a capable human being who's holding down multiple jobs and (shockingly enough for me) will probably end up staying in one place for a while.

I'll take care of it and take it to the vet and buy it the best guinea pig food money can buy. Happy, mom?

Yes.

Just don't ever call me mom again.

You'll look for the guinea pig 'as long as I promise to take care of it.' You walked right into it, with that statement.

Look at who I'm talking to!

I'm not a spoiled child, Kate.

[ except no, he really is. ]

The guinea pig talk evolved from "don't do stupid criminal things because you think that's your calling in life."

Now, tell me what you aren't again?