MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

Comments

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You robbed a bank and contacted me to get you out.

And you also got caught.

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I'll admit that it wasn't entirely my brightest moment.

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Did you hurt anyone???

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There were a few superhero fights, but that's about it.

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I'm looking this up and this happened in Nonah.

Are we coming to Nonah? (My boss and I.)

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Actually, they're transferring me to Heropa because that's got the import jail. So Heropa it is.

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Let me know when you'll be there.

Also, my boss likes to lecture.

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They're transferring me over tomorrow.

And GREAT. I'll try not to fall asleep.

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Good to know.

Depending, you might not want to fall asleep. He looks very good while he does it.

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One question though: how old is he?

1/3

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Thirties.

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For the record that is an aesthetic appreciation and nothing more!

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Unless that was a question for your eyes.

He's not too old that you'd feel weird for looking. Comfortably outside of "could be my dad without forgetting to use the condom at sixteen" range.

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Of course it was a question for my eyes. It's all the better if my lawyer's attractive.

But thirties? I can work with thirties.

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He's very heterosexual, so just looking. I don't know how well he'll respond to flirting, and I'd advise against it right now, anyway.

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Really? Damn. There goes one of my strategies

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You shouldn't flirt with your lawyer, anyway.

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I flirt with a lot of people that you shouldn't flirt with. That's called living dangerously.

Or, alternatively, not having to pay for your drink.

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I don't think you're going to be having a lot of drinks with Matt.

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Yeeeeah you're probably right

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So curb it. Trust me on that.

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This is me sighing in an overdramatic manner.
(Pretend that it's not over text)

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There will be other pretty lawyers.

Some of them might even be gay!

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I'd even take pretty lawyers who are questioning at this point.

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If you're that hard up, maybe you shouldn't rob banks.

It kind of takes you out of the running.