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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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Then no matter how much good favor you work up with me, eventually I won't be on the same side as you. Do you want that?

[Wow, this suddenly got serious.]

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[ Wow indeed. ]

I don't know what you want me to say here. I'm not a good person. You know that. And I thought you knew that.

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There is "not a good person" and "I'm going to rack up crimes because I like to willfully show I can't be anything but that." Being a broken record of a different type has to be boring, too.

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I'm not planning on setting the Guiness World Record for debauchery. It's just something that happens in my line of work.

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Your "line of work" is a nightclub job that I got you through Loki.

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My line of work is being Dorian Gray, and all that entails.

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I always thought you were clever. Where did that go?

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Excuse you, I am SO clever.

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Are broken records clever?

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Rude.

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Not rude. Honest.

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Something I'm equally not fond of.

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I didn't put you in the box you chose to climb into.

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Don't phrase it like that. It makes me seem like a small animal of some kind.

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You're not??

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I would be a large animal, thank you very much. Something graceful.

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You definitely don't have the STATURE of a very large animal.

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Then we'll go back to graceful! Like swans.

[ Dorian...has obviously never heard the noise a swan makes. ]

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How about one of those very pretty guinea pigs with the curly hair?

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There are pretty guinea pigs?

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Oh my God.
I want one.

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There are two options as as reply here, so I'm going to put them both:

1. Look at the top of your head! (Ha ha, I'm very clever.)

2. I'll look for a gorgeous guinea pig for you. As long as you promise to take care of it.

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It may shock you, but I'm a capable human being who's holding down multiple jobs and (shockingly enough for me) will probably end up staying in one place for a while.

I'll take care of it and take it to the vet and buy it the best guinea pig food money can buy. Happy, mom?

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Yes.

Just don't ever call me mom again.