MASK OR MENACE IC CONTACT

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"Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message."

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This may surprise you, but I can learn from my mistakes

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But what if you learned that you could actually do some GOOD for the office?

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I tried doing good once. It didn't stick.

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Should I expect your next robbery to be an 8-12, then?

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Why would I rob something again when there's a whole host of other crimes I can check off my roster?

I've already been convicted of robbery and technically committed public intoxication and illicit drug use...what's next, tax evasion?

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Sounds a little boring for you.

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If I jumped straight to murder, people might get mad.

[ plus, y'know, he already murdered someone here..... ]

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Here's a novel idea: be good for more than five minutes.

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Ew. No.

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Then no matter how much good favor you work up with me, eventually I won't be on the same side as you. Do you want that?

[Wow, this suddenly got serious.]

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[ Wow indeed. ]

I don't know what you want me to say here. I'm not a good person. You know that. And I thought you knew that.

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There is "not a good person" and "I'm going to rack up crimes because I like to willfully show I can't be anything but that." Being a broken record of a different type has to be boring, too.

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I'm not planning on setting the Guiness World Record for debauchery. It's just something that happens in my line of work.

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Your "line of work" is a nightclub job that I got you through Loki.

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My line of work is being Dorian Gray, and all that entails.

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I always thought you were clever. Where did that go?

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Excuse you, I am SO clever.

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Are broken records clever?

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Rude.

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Not rude. Honest.

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Something I'm equally not fond of.

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I didn't put you in the box you chose to climb into.

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Don't phrase it like that. It makes me seem like a small animal of some kind.

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You're not??

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I would be a large animal, thank you very much. Something graceful.